I don't think there's any easy way. I'll do it for you for a couple bucks, but here's how I would do it:
Make a new account. Don't give it much space, make it a demo account.
Add a new file to the theme:
/usr/local/cpanel/base/frontend/xxxxxxxx/status.html
where xxxxxxxxx is your theme.
The file contains 1 line:
<cpanel Serverinfo="servicestatus()">
Then.... on your site, where you want the status table (must be a php file)
PHP:
<?php include("http://user:[email protected]:2082/frontend/xxxxxxxxxx/status.html"); ?>
fopen wrappers must be turned on, and if you're using phpsuexec, make sure the php file is not world readable.