search for whatever shell you are using on Google, use your imagination maybe add "tutorial" or similar and you'll most likely find what you are looking for. If your wink was with intention of trying to poke fun, I'd probably refrain from doing so after asking how to open a txt file vi SSH.
edit: If this was lack of understanding what I meant, I do not know what your default shell is, so I kept it general in light of that. If you don't know what your default shell is, ask your provider. So again, consult Google for a tutorial on your default shell and enjoy the learning experience.